- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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