What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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