Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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I'm rick james bitch

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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