all these jokes are horrible now

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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