"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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autistic kids rock

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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