What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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