what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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