- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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