two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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A black man walks out of a police station

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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