whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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