- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

race-car = rac-ecar

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

u know whats a crime? rape

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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