knock knock Goodbye

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

a dyslexic man walked his god.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

knock knock come in

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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