- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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