- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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