NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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