- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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