what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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