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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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