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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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