- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

360 NO SCOPE

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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