- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

u know whats a crime? rape

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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