Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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