What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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This is not funny.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Justin Bieber.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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