- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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