- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Homo say what?

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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