What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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