- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

black chicken. kfc

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A guy at a baseball game....

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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