Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

who is gay wit mon james cornish

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Women deserve equal rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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