- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Fat? Jesse Z

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Ben Corbishley

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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