yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

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