how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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