Roses are red Im adopted

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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