Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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A pope meets another one

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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