- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Charlie Sheen is winning

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

A American seeking into mexico

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