- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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