God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Anti Joke

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