How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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