If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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