- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What page are you on The gay page.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

The Labour Party.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Whats 1+1? window!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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