- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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