- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

A muslim walks out of a plane.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What did John name his dog? Doggy

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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