What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Gay rights.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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