roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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