- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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