Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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