Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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