- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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