What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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