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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

your mama so old, shes dead.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Your girlfriend.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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