One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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