- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Dislike if you are a prostitute

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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