- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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