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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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