a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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