Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

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