- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Anyone can post anything.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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