- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Grace Ackerson

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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