What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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cory is gay

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Anti Joke

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