- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??