- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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