What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

knock knock... ...no answer

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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