- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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