how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What does? 42

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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