- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Why did the old man die? He was old.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

black people

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

were at work systems r down

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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