A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

HEY!

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

I'm hungry.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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