A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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