- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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