- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my baby??

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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