- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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