- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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