Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Knock Knock. Come in.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

I'm rick james bitch

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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