Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

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