What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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