Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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