A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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