- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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