- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A house comes around the corner.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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