3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What page are you on The gay page.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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