- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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