- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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