A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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