why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Small Penis.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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