Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Anti Joke

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