Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

I have a really funny joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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