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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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