- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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