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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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