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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Sex education in Texas,

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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