Yo Momma So Fat!

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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