- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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