"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

. . I am a whale

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

smell the vitamin C

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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